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The Hollow Folk have written an instant Christmas classic. Their parents have gotten expensive sex change operations to feel more comfortable in their own skin, but now there is no money for Christmas presents. The greatest present of all is that they are staying a family. Merry Christmas!
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My dad is my mom and my mom is my dad. They were both born with different genders than what they
wanted to be, but they're still married.
My dad wears purfume. He wears girls clothes. He puts on makeup every morning while my mom shaves
her face. She has a big dick. It was expensive and now there's no Christmas.
And I'm sad sad sad I don't get presents. I'm sad that there's no Christmas. I'm sad but at least i've got my
mom and dad.
My dad is my mom and my mom is my dad. They were both born with different genders than what they
wanted to be, but they're still married.
My mom drives a pickup, carries a leather billfold. She drinks liquor on the weekends. While my dad
cooks breakfast she stares at his new D cups. They were expensive and now theres no Christmas.
And I'm sad sad sad I don't get presents. I'm sad that there's no Christmas. I'm sad but at least i've got my
mom and dad.
Now kids, you're missing the true meaning of Christmas and I just don't know what to say. On the 25th of
December, Jesus died on the cross. Oh wait, no..he was born that day. And that little baby, he gave us an
important message. We all just need to be ourselves. And we are giving you the greatest gift of all. You dad
and I are staying together and we love you.
My dad is my mom and my mom is my dad. They were both born with different genders than what they
wanted to be, but they're still married.
My dad is my mom and my mom is my dad. They were both born with different genders than what they
wanted to be, but they're still married. I have my family. I love my parents, but I want a pony.
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released December 8, 2011
Chase Garland
David Mooney
Monica Matson
and the Christmas Spirits of Derek Pinson and Hannah Rowe
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